I scream, you scream

I think the world becoming more undone by the day...which is sad.

Tomorrow night I'm having a Float Bar. You remember floats right? Pop and ice cream...yummy! I bought all kinds of pop because there are so many great combinations: the grape float, orange (creamcicle) float, classic root beer float and the good 'ol Coke float. As a kid the Coke float paired best with Old Dutch ripple chips and Kraft dill pickle dip. Oh the memories!

I went to grab ice cream. I pondered the difference between vanilla and French vanilla. Would it make the float taste different? I grabbed a Breyers carton for $6. As I lowered it into the cart I noticed it was a frozen dessert. Pardon? I searched that carton for the words ice cream. They were nowhere to be found.

When did ice cream become frozen dessert? What is in it that it can't be called ice cream? I don't want to have a slice of pie with frozen dessert! How does that translate from a la mode? What the hell is happening?

I did find a carton of ice cream and bought it. Oh I have the frozen dessert too. There will be taste tests my friends...stay tuned!